Thank you for joining us!
All we ask is you give us 12 months to prove our devotion to you.
We love that you're willing to give us a chance. It warms our heart you've read even this far. We know it's a big ask for entry to your inbox, and it means the world to us you're considering it.
The entire Red Apple team is devoted to your happiness. We've spent almost a decade learning from you... and believe me, we're paying attention.
We hereby do solemnly swear to do our dead level best to never OVER-email you. We do our best to not deluge your inbox. We further do solemnly swear that your email address never leaves us. We don't sell or share your information with anyone. Here's a link to our Privacy Policy.
